He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
