THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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