I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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