Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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