i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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