I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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