Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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