We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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