You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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