What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Your penis caused this!
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