the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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