Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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