Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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