yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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