So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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