It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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