His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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