I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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