Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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