you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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