You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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