Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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