absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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