it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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