But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
do nipples grow back?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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