I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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