And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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