Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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