The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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