Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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