man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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