My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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