U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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