Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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