Those balls look pretty dangerous.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
OPIZZABONMYDICK
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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