shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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