If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Terrible idea I love it
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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