Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You can't special order awesome
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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