Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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