he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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