if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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