it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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