remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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