come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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