Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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