Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Is it because I queefed?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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