he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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