Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
