Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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