Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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