Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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