in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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