Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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