this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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