KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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